I fell down this week. In the park, walking the dog. It was an icy day, and I was wearing hiking boots with cleats on them, but it wasn’t the ice that took me down. The laces on one boot got caught on the hooked eyelets of the other, effectively hog-tying me. My hands were in my pockets, with the dog leash around one wrist. I managed to get them out fas…
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