I promise that this is not an earnest diatribe intended to dissuade you from the pleasures of alcohol. Those pop up from time to time, often post holiday, and I myself ignore them the way I do those horrendous pictures of tracheostomies on cigarette packs. You do you, as they say, and you don’t need a lecture from the likes of me on how best to live you…
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