So, shocker, I'm what some would call a heathen. I was never baptized, never taken to church, and never thought you had to believe to be a good person. Not things you wanted to mention when I was growing up. Then I married an Irish Catholic fella who thought everyone knew baby Jesus does not go in the creche until December 24th.
My mom ruined my childho…
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