I was thrown out of a nail salon last week, or, more accurately, escorted to the door. It’s a a rather mundane story, but it has greater implications for the universe, I think. I may have bored you to tears with the history of my teeth a while ago. I promise the history of my nails will be slightly more riveting.
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